Sunday, June 7, 2009

Theassman talks part 2

In this video I talk about the attacks I'm getting from a certain feminist group on youtube who dislike my videos, and just other random shit.

Check it out in awesome quality

Theassman talks part 2 from theassman345xxxo on Vimeo.

Fame On The Tube

wow my first blog post in a long time, hey what can i say I'm a busy guy.

So you may or not know that I'm pretty big on youtube, as of today i'm about 10 subs away from 3,000 subsribers on youtube, that's 3 thousand people...Mind blowing.

Here's my account www.youtube.com/theassman345xxxo

I'm not gonna say the vids I make are amazing or anything, there pretty basic vids about femmale celebrity asses, it's all in good fun, watch the videos with an open mind haha.

How did the channel start? well one day I just made a video of come chicks ass and bam, it all started, nothing amazing.

Anyway I do make money from the channel. around 15 quid a month these day, which is pretty much money nothing.

I've also started a series called 'the assman talks', which is me just shooting the shit for a few minutes, I was uploading those vids on youtube, but now I'm gonna start uploading them on vimeo, a great video site even better than youtube..

Here's the first vid, check it out, I'll post more later.

A Message From theassman345xxxo from theassman345xxxo on Vimeo.



These vids are already up on youtube btw.

Peace
Niall Kennedy

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Feeling the pinch. Oh god it's happening to me.

So I went to my ATM last night while out with friends to take out a 50, I was running low on funds and needed money for a Taxi, rosted nuts and a few more drinks. The 50 came out fine but what shook me was what the slip said...It seems I only have just over 200 left in my ATM.

Now this is quite a good bit of money for a guy who hasn't worked longer than 6 months in over a year, but what happens when that 200 goes, which may happen in about a week. Well I guess I'll have to turn over to my bank account where all my birthday money and such lies. I guess I have over 4 thousand in there. But who wants to take that money out and spend it on drinks and Taxis home, guess I'll have to get a job.......but in this economy??, everyone is willing to work for low pay. Seems things really are messed up, guess I'll have to suck it up and turn to the parents for money from now on, every 18 year olds worst nightmare, and what my all my friends have been doing as of late.

Time to start job hunting in vain.

A New Hip Whitehouse

Feeling the heat of the ever worsening American economy Obama has decided to get interactive.

As of about four days ago you can log onto The White Houses website and ask a question related to the economy. Sounds like an interesting concept to say the least, Obama will even be checking the site himself, but is this really needed? or is it just a cheap stunt by the Obamas team to spike his diminishing popularity..I would think so.

For one, the odds of your question being answered is about 1 in 10 million, Also the American people shouldn't have to ask questions, they should be given the answers without having to ask. Isn't Obamas weelkly address on youtube enough. Obama says he wants to know what the American people are thinking, Oh god Barack, it doesn't take a rock scientist to know what they are thinking these days. WE WANT OUR MONEY AND JOBS BACK. Get working on it.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Obama makes a rare freudian slip

Obama made a showing on the Jay Leno show last night, the first American president to go on a talk show in history..wow what a celebrity.

But Obama made a rare blunder, when talking about his bowling skills (?) he compared his weak bowling skills to that of a special olympics athlete. Obviously an unnecessary remark, you have to wonder what he was thinking to say such a thing.

Opinions seem to be mixed, it's not drumming up as much controversy as it would if say former President Bush made this comment, really if Bush said that exact quote the world would stop for the day and the man would be impeached in a heartbeat.

But it's Obama he's so cool and hip all he has to do is say sorry, invite a few disabled people to the Black House for a day visit and everything is fine and dandy...DISGUSTING.

But with Obamas aprroval rate down and this little slip, maybe the true colors are starting to show and America is no longer under the Obama spell.

Let's hope.

Bye for now
Niall Kennedy




Notice how much he stumbles after the remark. Quite amusing.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Obama's Approval Rating Slips, And a rant.

This little piece of news I just found may be three days old, but it still brought a huge smile to my face. Now just over 100 days in office and Mr Change's approval rating is already slipping.

President Barack Obama’s approval rating has slipped, as a growing number of Americans see him listening more to his party’s liberals than to its moderates and many voice opposition to some of his key economic proposals. Obama’s job approval rating has slipped from 64% in February to 59% currently, while disapproval has jumped from 17% to 26% over this period.

http://people-press.org/report/498/obama-approval-slips

As staded in the article, Obamas plans have done nothing but make the economy worse...I fail to see any 'change' since he took power. Weren't the so called changes meant to happen immediately. The man is all talk no walk, unlike a certain former president.

I'd like to wrap up with a few little pieces of information I have collected.


"Guantanamo is still open, but there are no longer "enemy combatants" there (Perhaps the name of the camp can be changed next?).

The old campaign snicker that a naïve McCain really believed that a then-stronger economy is "fundamentally sound" is now the new Obama gospel about a far weaker one.

There are to be no more earmarks in spite of 8,000-plus new ones.

A $3.6 trillion-dollar budget is proof of commitment to financial responsibility;
the remedy of Bush’s borrowing profligacy is to increase the deficit from $500 billion to $1.7 trillion.

Bush’s signing statements bad; Obama’s signing statements good..funny right.





Bye for now
Niall

Monday, March 16, 2009

Baby we can talk all night, but that ain't getting us nowhere

I want to write a really powerful love song one day to inspire millions. The other day I got in a pretty nasty fight with my girlfriend of 1 year (I won't name names). It was over something really stupid, bus times or something.

Anyway I stormed off home feeling rather shitty, and getting ready to send a really angry text saying 'WERE OVER'.

But just as I was about to do that like faith I put on an album that was sitting on top of my CD player (my dad must of been using it). The CD was meat loafs 'Bat Out Of Hell'. I was never really a fan of Mr Loaf, I had him pegged as an over the top ballad singer, but I put the CD on anyway. Then the tune 'Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad' came on. After two minutes of the track I wanted to crawl back to my girlfriend and just beg her to forgive me and forget everything. The power of the perfect love song is something else. By the way the whole Bat Out Of Hell album is amazing.

Bye for now
Niall Kennedy